..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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