Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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