butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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