I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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