Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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