I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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