I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
