you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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