I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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