Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
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