i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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