Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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