the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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