i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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