i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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