Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
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