To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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