Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm sobbing to NWA
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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