BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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