Is it normal to miss your booty call?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
My breasts were aching with rage.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
tell me about the eggs
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