Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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