At least make sure they are 18
Why
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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