i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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