Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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