There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
