you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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