We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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