He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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