i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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