why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
So vagazzling was a success
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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