Sponge bath it is.
dude i'm inner monologue high
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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