Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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