...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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