doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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