...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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