why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
So vagazzling was a success
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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