I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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