Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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