you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I understand Curling. That high.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
We just shotgunned beers for America
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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