Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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