You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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