"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize