Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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