Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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