doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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