I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I just blew my weed a kiss
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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