3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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