i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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