Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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