i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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