We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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