So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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