Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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