That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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