When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Randomize
