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Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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