Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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