I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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