the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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