is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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